bar jokes

1)A rabbit walked into a bar and said to the bar man "got any carrots" the bar man said "sorry mate no"the next day the rabbit went into the bar agian and said "got any carrots" the bar man said "no" the next the rabbit went into the bar and said "got any carrots" the bar man said "NO" the next day the rabbit went into the bar and said "got any carrots" and the bar man said "this is your last waring not to ask agian NOOOOO" the next day the rabbit went into the bar and said got any carrots" the bar man said "ask agian i will pin your ears to the floor" the next day the rabbit went into the bar and said "got any pins" the bar man said "no" the rabbit said "good got any carrots then"

2)two men are wlaking their dogs. one is a dobberman and the other is a chiuhua. the guy with dobberman says,"hey lets get something to eat."the other guy says,"but the sign says no pets allowed."the dobberman guy says."follow my lead." he puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks in to the resteraunt. the owner says,"hey pal no pets allowed". the dobberman owner says,"but this is my seeing dog." "a dobberman?" ya thats what they're using these days its for self defense" the guy with the chihuhua sees that and puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks in. the owner says,"hey pal no pets." "but this is my seeing dog." "a chihuhua?" " achihuhua? they gave me a chihuhua?"

NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR JOB AGAIN...